Editor In Butch

Nuevo Neo–the Matrix of Love

In The Nouveau Butch on February 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm

I hate to be the one to state the obvious, but Valentine’s Day is near. For those of you who have a lady, it’s time to step it up.  And for those of you who don’t have a lady but have your eye on one lady in particular, it’s time for you to step it up as well. And for those of you who have no lady and no interest in one particular lady, then it’s clearly time for you to step it up (unless, of course, you’re “happy being single” and “wouldn’t want a girlfriend even if a hot one fell in your lap”).  

Being the practical pragmatic romantic that I am, I decided that the best way to give you Feb Fourteen advice is to make a chart. I can’t guarantee success, because sometimes girls are weird and stuff, but maybe it will inspire you to do something better than dinner and flowers (blah) or some sort of urban vomit (carriage ride in a park by a mistreated horse, ice skating with tourists, etc.). 

For those of you who are have the sense to read New York magazine, then you’ll definitely recognize the Approval Matrix-style chart that I have going on. If you can’t figure out how to read it or don’t understand it, then, well, I hope you already have a girlfriend who values all of your other qualities.

(click on the title to view matrix)

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  1. Poop with the door open…nice.

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