Editor In Butch

Great Date Part 4: Bacon

In The Nouveau Butch on June 1, 2010 at 2:12 am

Okay so maybe every date does not include bacon…but maybe it should.  My girlfriend and I had a delightful date of bacon last night and it went a little something like this:

Step one: I stopped by the Whole Foods on the way home from work & bought 1 lb of thick-cut country bacon.  YUM!

Step two: I brought home the bacon and fried it up in the pan — Peggy Lee styles.

Step three: Prepare the different flavors of bacon:

  • Vanilla ~ chopped bacon in vanilla ice cream (the low-carb variety works just as well)
  • Chocolate ~ dip your strips in dark chocolate, let them cool and dry. TO DIE FOR
  • Orange glaze ~ one part orange juice, one part sugar, cook & reduce, cover the strips–De-lish
  • PEANUT ~ cook one piece extra crispy & dip it in peanut butter, tres decadent
  • Maple ~ dip one in maple syrup for old times’ sake.  Your senses will thank you.
  • Old Fashioned ~ leave one plain, salty, supple, and warm.  Enjoy.

Blind-fold your lady and ask her to describe each delicacy.  Ask her to use emotional, visceral descriptors.  Let the evening take you where it may 😉

Happy Eating, Butches.


  1. *lmao*

    Dates should include bacon. This was awesome.

  2. LOL! and those bacon bandaid for accidents. those are funny.

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